fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Various adverts for Arrow Collars and Cluett Shirts by J. C. Leyendecker.

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If men dressed like this today, they’d all be attractive.

intothewronghands:

poppinyourcherry:


Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary
Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more
While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling
the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”
Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”
Only this and nothing more.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

This is the best post ever.

intothewronghands:

poppinyourcherry:

Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary

Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more

While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling

the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”

Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”

Only this and nothing more.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

This is the best post ever.

store guy: /extensively stares at boobs

me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?

store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt

me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now

store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee

me: /looks down at her captain america tee

store guy: /happy seal-clapping

me: oh my god we match

store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!